Bobby Jindal entered the 2016 race yesterday afternoon at a rally just outside of New Orleans. Welcome to the race, Bobby! With your background on vouchers, charters and the world famous Recovery School District that has yet to recover from your damage, we are pretty excited to start schooling you.
Let’s start here with this #ThrowBackThursday from our friends at Mother Jones who put together this awesome list of the craziest things being taught to children from real text books thanks to Bobby Jindal’s voucher programs, considered the most sweeping in the country. Our favorites include: humans and dinosaurs walked the earth together; dragons are real; and the Red Scare is still a threat. #TBT
14 Wacky “Facts” Kids Will Learn in Louisiana’s Voucher Schools
via Mother Jones
- Dinosaurs and humans probably hung out
- Dragons were totally real
- “God used the Trail of Tears to bring many Indians to Christ.”
- Africa needs religion
- Slave masters were nice guys
- The KKK was A-OK
- The Great Depression wasn’t as bad as the liberals made it sound
- SCOTUS enslaved fetuses
- The Red Scare isn’t over yet
- Mark Twain and Emily Dickinson were a couple of hacks
- Abstract algebra is too dang complicated
- Gay people “have no more claims to special rights than child molesters or rapists.”
- “Global environmentalists have said and written enough to leave no doubt that their goal is to destroy the prosperous economies of the world’s richest nations.”
- Globalization is a precursor to rapture
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